Rick Conety

 Did you ever?…
Why is it that?…
I don’t understand why…
Look at it this way…

Are you  sick of hearing the same old tired “toilet” jokes about body parts and bodily functions?  I am a comedian who cares about the craft enough to think out of the box.  I try to fulfill one of the responsibilities of a comedian, which is to make people laugh at the everyday things they may encounter on their road trip through life: from NASCAR to golf; from first date strategy to the husband's survival handbook of marriage; from observations on being a middle-aged college student to “why straight guys can’t dance.”

Remember:  When you find out your parents are getting a divorce  after 35 years of marriage the same day you were told at work you won’t get that raise you’ve been expecting, and some jerk put a dent in your car while you were in the market, and on top of everything else, you’re coming down with a really nasty cold…

You just gotta laugh…